Episode 17 (This is what it sounds like when Daves cry)
Our final episode.
Episode 16 (DO IT FOR JON)
David breaks down.
Episode 15 (MIKE PENCE NEEDS TO DROP OUT SO I CAN GET PAID)
Jon makes a very specific wish. Starlee analyzes surprises. David rages against MeUndies.
The official Election Profit Makers t-shirt
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Episode 14 (Post-debate)
Starlee wins.
Episode 13 (They're rigging the drug tests)
Starlee starts trading. Jon wonders if his mouth is too small. David is guilty of virtue signaling. THIS EPISODE IS REALLY LONG
Episode 12 (The ecstasy of Kid Midas)
David makes money from Trump's sex tape. Jon flips Ryan contracts. Starlee asks a question.
Episode 11 (The Diseased)
Jon announces the election is over and starts tracking storms instead. David leaks a track from the Election Profit Makers mixtape.
Episode 10 (First debate recap)
GREATEST EPISODE OF ANY PODCAST EVER
Episode 9 (The four B's)
David goes to Europe to spend time in old castles. Jon fills him on what he's missed in America.
Election 8 (Clinton's collapse)
Jon and David discuss pneumonia and the time they watched Loose Change in a hotel room. David yells at the message board haters. Jon refuses to panic.
Episode 7 (Special press conference)
Jon gives his first press conference in 16,000 days. Starlee asks some tough questions. David wonders if he pumped and dumped a big contract.
Episode 6 (EXTREME VETTING COCAINE CITY!!!)
Jon explains how an LA Times poll killed his buzz. David shares an automated script for identifying negative risk. They analyze Trump's vigor and tightening.
Episode 5 (Investing in the softening)
Jon analyzes Trump's softening and Clinton's health. David imitates Alex Jones. They worry the hardcore PredictIt.org scene is dying.
Episode 4 (Says who?)
David and Jon explain what happened to last week's episode. David sings a song about riding waves. They bet on whether Paul Manafort will resign from the Trump campaign.
Episode 3 (The great North Carolina bedroom summit)
David visits Jon in his bedroom. They try to explain negative risk and linked markets. David lists classic N.C. indie-rock bands. Jon admits he needs a break from PredicitIt.org.
Episode 2 (C'mon! We're America!)
Jon shares data about the balloons at the DNC, then analyzes Clinton's chances in various North Carolina counties. David reminds Jon that their band once recorded a song about Rick Pitino. Jon and David update their portfolios on PredictIt.org.
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Episode 1: ACKNOWLEDGE LUCIFER
OUR FIRST FULL EPISODE! In this episode: Jon and David discuss the Republican National Convention and its impact on the prediction markets. Jon explains how he made $1300. David gets a disturbing email from the Trump campaign. David and Starlee pitch potential podcast sponsors. (NSFW.)